The Risk of Demons in Fish

The World Legion of Cats exists for the protection of humanity against demons. The demons take many forms: insects, rodents, fish and birds. In the region where I live, bird demons are the greatest threat. Fish present zero threat of demon possession here. Zero. Not all birds are demons of course. The demons take bird form to sneak around, as everyone loves birds and enjoys them. In fact, humans go out of their way to feed them, shelter them, protect their habitat, and to learn about them. 

Humans also enjoy fish. My humans enjoy fish. I could not care less about them, as I am a focused, avian demon hunter. Here are the fish my humans enjoy watching, with blank stares on their faces. Their simple minds disengage and they become almost entranced:

 

Pretty uninteresting, right? Boring. I can't even look at it. 

There are fish that I enjoy with my humans, and those are the ones found on a plate. Or in a skillet. Or in the trash can. My humans are so good to me, and when they enjoy that kind of fish, they make sure that I do as well. In the past weeks I have had salmon skin, tilapia, cod and tuna. They are so delectable, each with its own deliciousness. I believe that the consumption of fish makes my feline sense and skills sharper.