Blue Jays

I want one so badly. I can imagine the struggle it would put up, aggressively attacking me with its mean-looking beak. It's strong wings would beat so wonderfully against me as I sink my teeth in it's neck. Ahhhhhhhhh.....

As the humans are sleeping, I keep watch. I ensure that no blue jay demon work its curses on our house. This requires that I keep my eye on them. They like to land by the kitchen window and eat the eggshells my humans put out for them. 

 

Sometimes I get a better perspective from the side window, and can keep track of how many of them there are. 

 

Ahhhhh but to chomp one would be so wonderful. If I keep my eye on them, the someday I will earn my WLoC blue jay badge. 

Someday.