Subathing

Mid-morning every day I go to work on my vitamin D. I bathe myself in the sun for extended periods. This requires small positional adjustments as the sun tracks across the sky. I usually meditate or concentrate while sun bathing. Today I worked through some equations related to the amount of force required to open the refrigerator while using my body as a lever in different positions.

 

Once my fur is fully loaded I take a thorough bath and soak up all the vitamin d. I need it to keep my bones strong so I will be a good hunter of birds. I love birds. I live for birds. 

 

After my bath I go back to sunbathing. It's a wonderful routine, occasionally punctuated by the call of a bird and a flutter outside the window. I spring into action and hunt it through the window. Then back to sunbathing. 

 

On days that the sun doesn't shine, I meditate into a state of fake sun, where I believe I am sunbathing. Sometimes I can achieve time travel. More about that later. 

I love birds.