Kitchen Help

The humans need help. They regularly prepare food, but they do thinks like wash and chop leaves, and stir weird powders into perfectly good milk or meat. And the meat! They always cook it. Ugh. Flavor gone. 

I try to assist them. It's really outside he scope of my duties as a World Legion of Cats reprentstive, but I do it because I am fond of them. They are inconsistently open to my suggestions. I never leave their side, in the hopes that they will just open their minds to my good messages. Eat fish. Don't cook it. Forget leaves.