Cat Food

I'll start by saying that my favorite food bar none is birds. Yum yum yum. Especially fresh, flying and fluttering birds. But I am also happy with deli sliced birds. Cardinal, Blue Jay, Titmouse ... all delicious. 

Second to birds is food from a can. It's so delicious. Just hearing the can opener makes my heart race and my mouth water. I walk in circles and seek ankles to rub myself on. It's crazy, the effect that sound has on me. My adult female calls it Pavlovian. People are weird. 

 

Sometimes people put the weirdest stuff in cat food cans. Once they offered me chopped tomatoes, another time pumpkin purée. I was like, "what is wrong with you people, why would you put that in a can of cat food and offer it to me?" Seriously. 

Sometimes they offer me a unique kind of cat food that I had never tasted until joining this household. They call it beans. I am not really sure what beans are. Do they fly? Do they scamper? Do they live in New Jersey? I am still not clear on all that, but I can say definitively that beans are some of the finest cat food I have ever tasted.