Turkey-flavored bathing

I love my people. They are really good to me. In the morning and in the evening they all ask each other, "Has anyone fed Piper?" Their concern is touching. I wish they would ask less and feed me more. Imagine if everyone fed me! Scoops and scoops of food 

In the early morning the adult female wakes up and we go downstairs together. She gives me a good morning rub, scratch and snuggle. Then she treats me with turkey. I've gotten to where I just turn in circles when she gives it to me. It's dizizying but effective. After the turkey she rubs her turkey-scented hands in my fur and all the little tiny pieces get rubbed into me. I love the turkey-flavored bath I take after my morning treat. What cat could ask for more than this?